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Who's in charge of the graphics at Enviro Canada?

Who's in charge of the graphics at Enviro Canada?

To date, this still feels like the worst winter I’ve ever experienced in the city of Halifax. Some of you may have even noticed the Twitter hashtag #stupidwinter started up about three weeks ago. Go ahead and add to the grumbling. It might not make you feel any better but at least you’ll know that there are others out there equally as frustrated by this deep freeze and maelstrom of precipitation.

Well, apparently Mother Nature in now in cahoots with the folks at Environment Canada in her move to strike fear into our hearts. Look at this picture and tell me: does that or does that not look like periods of falling ice daggers?

I don’t even know what to say about that. Just, for the love of all that is dear to you, please don’t go outside if you see ice daggers descending from the sky.

My thoughts are with all of you during this time of the impending ice apocolypse.

The view from my front door

The view from my front door

OK, we get it, Mother Nature. Yes, while we’re all busy with our workaday lives, you’re still relevant.

We understood that when you decided to close out 2008 with a big bang. Kudos to you. After all these years, you’ve still got it in you.

But seriously. Don’t you think you’re going overboard? Frankly, you’re coming off a little desperate for attention.

Maybe you’re ticked off because all these scientific types are saying “Global Warming” is behind all this crazy weather we’re having. If it makes you feel any better, there are lots of other people who don’t even believe in climate change.

All I’m saying is that you need to get a grip. People are starting to talk. And no, not all publicity is good publicity. Please don’t think I’m telling you this to hurt your feelings. I’m saying all this as a friend.

Also, you’d better get this out of your system before I head to France in 10 sleeps time. Because if I find out that you’re in cahoots with Air Canada, I swear, I’m breaking up with you, too.

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